I could have told you that. HOT.
reminds me of another Jew hater.
I call 'em as I see 'em.
Ignorance runs rampant these days.
be courteous to older people.
if you cannot help do no hinder
become compassionate
surround yourself with bright cheerful colors to lift your spirits
the less television you watch, the less you need it.
simple things are beautiful.
happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy.
great people say great things.
by justifying things you can make the worst appear better
you cannot conceal your true character forever.
know both sides of the case before you open your mouth.
focus on making things better.
envy is the enemy of happiness.
the real enemy is within you.
keep your nose to yourself and it will not get cut off.
enjoy a little and endure much.
ignorance is dangerous.
smart people have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
to live our dreams, we must wake up.
be careful of anyone who does not have a sense of humor.
repair the roof when the sun is shinning.
work hard at your marriage.
seek the truth.
fruits and vegetables taste better when you pick them yourself.
a clear conscience is often a sign of a bad memory.
believe in the equality of man.
hide nothing from your minister, physician, and lawyer.
replace smoke detector batteries every January 1st.
focus on people's positives.
lessons hard to learn are sweet to know.
death sharpens your appreciation of what it means to be alive.
stop trying to do it all.
think big, but let the little things make you happy.
pride costs us more than hunger, thirst and cold.
advise upon what you have experienced.
the way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
resign from any organization whose meetings you dread.
be yourself
do your homework
watch your back.
life is more pleasurable when lived according to nature.
have a steady diet of good literature.
recognize mere appearances for what they are.
know the true value of time.
love accepted is twice as strong as love given.
please all and you will please none.
always make a good entrance and a good exit.
laugh and be well.
a stumble may prevent a fall.
be able to be alone.
anger is a great motivator.
study meditation.
let the light of your heart show you the direction to go.
if you do not look for imperfections you will not see them.
prolonged bad weather can negatively affect even the happiest person.
two people loving equally is a rare occurrence.
it is better to be in the position of giver rather than receiver.
hate is usually caused by fear.
judge not, lest ye be judged.
reflecting will teach you patience.
have a purpose for everything you undertake.
some decisions need to be made from the heart instead of the head.
always strike a fair deal.
accept triumph and defeat with equal grace.
if is possible to fall madly in love with just one glance.
things come back to you when you give to others.
never imitate.
never doubt an opinion made from the heart.
stress is always with us.
the sky is the same color wherever you go.
choose being kind over being right.
intolerance is the child of ignorance.
understand the history that gave us our freedom.
never yield to the pressure of the masses.
don't confuse inconveniences with problems.
take two minutes to breathe deeply.
great empires have been brought down by a moment's stupidity.
stop when you cannot go anymore.
cope with illness.
learn from life's low moments.
enemies can be useful.
wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.
value all life.
every day I slather on some bag balm. It actually works
and right now i'm relying upon good ol' Mucinex. It really works. I've become dependant?
my old school wake up splash.
Woman says dog saved her from choking
DAYTON — Mary Jo Heidenreich was eating what she thought would be a relaxing dinner.
Sitting in her living room, she put her dinner on a tray and began to eat while watching television — and she felt something lodge in her throat.
As she began to choke, her 4-year-old Shih Tzu, Chewie, jumped on her chest.
"He went to jump up in my lap, he hit right below my rib cage," she said. "He wanted to comfort me."
Heidenreich, 45, said, at that point, a small piece of tooth came out of her throat.
Heidenreich is convinced 15-pound Chewie saved her life by jumping on her chest, and perhaps even inadvertently performing the Heimlich maneuver.
Chewie could have landed in the right spot, but it was probably his owner's reaction that ended her choking spell, said Dr. Robert Kahn, who practices family medicine in Kettering.
A Heimlich maneuver is used to dislodge a piece of food, typically between the size of a nickel and a quarter, stuck in the esophagus, Dr. Kahn said.
The piece of tooth might have been lodged in Heidenreich's posterior pharynx – the back of her throat – and that caused her to choke, he said. The pressure of the dog's paws, along with her startled reaction, was probably enough to dislodge the tooth piece, he said.
However, Kahn said, "A 10-year-old kid can perform a Heimlich maneuver."
Chewie wouldn't be the first dog to pull it off.
A Baltimore woman in March of 2007 said her Golden Retriever jumped on her chest while she was choking, dislodging a piece of fruit and saving her life.
From police blotter; Palm Beach
A homeless man called 911 from a pay phone in
the 1200 block of South U.S. 1. A police officer found him sitting on
the ground intoxicated. At first the man told police he called 911 to
report a fight. No one else in the area saw a fight. The man then told
the officer he called because he had nowhere else to go and wanted to
go to jail. The officer left the man. A few minutes later, the man
called 911 again. He told the officer he wanted somewhere to sleep. He
was arrested for abusing 911.
Caterwauling leads to discovery of family cat in wall of N.B. home
THE CANADIAN PRESS
SAINT JOHN, N.B. - When considering home renovations, remember the family cat.
John Walker found his cat in between the walls of his Saint John, N.B., home after a couple of days of searching for the missing feline.
Earlier this week, the Walkers began to look for the orange-and-white cat, believing it had taken off.
But it turns out a carpenter working on the home had put the last panel of drywall up and crack-filled the cat between the walls.
After work one day, Walker asked the carpenter if he'd seen the
cat and he said: "Don't worry. I was looking at the cat when I put the
last panel on."
Walker later heard caterwauling, and busted open the wall with a sledgehammer to release the animal.
Rosie O'Donnell and Fran Drescher - my sister's childhood friend from the old neighborhood..of course we're all out here now. fate brings us together on occasion.
Chances are, if you've heard of that term you probably have an Xbox game console in your home that no longer works and has probably suffered a hardware failure. Your Xbox has gone kaput.
My son's 360 took a crap on him the other night. He's only had it for a little over a year. I immediately assumed I'd have to go out and buy him another one. Instead I looked around and found that Microsoft it taking full responsibility for the repair or replacement of their product. How refreshing is that? They have expanded their global coverage warranty to 3 years from the date of purchase. We should be receiving a box with a prepaid shipping label within 3-5 business days. We're happy campers.
1. my morning cup of coffee while reading the morning news
2. brushing my teeth
3. the drive into work before the sun comes up
